Thursday, December 13, 2007

My crazy dream

I am on a business trip right now and I am in Greenville, SC. Greenville is a pretty cool town. There are lots of cool restaurants and bars along the main street.

Anyway, I am staying in a Westin and they have these things called Heavenly beds. They are heavenly. There are about 40,000 pillows and it is really soft. It makes it hard to get up, but the Starbucks coffee helps.

So sleep is good, but last night I had the craziest dream.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enter dream mode ~~~~~~~~~~~~
I was staying in the woods in a cabin with my wife. We knew there was someone out there that was trying to kill me. I wasn't that scared but I knew that a confrontation was coming. So I went out to the shed to get some firewood when there he was. The man that wanted me gone. I was scared, I ran for the cabin but he caught me on the way, we wrestled around a bit and I got the advantage. It was then I got to see his face: It was Andy Griffith.
~~~~~~~~~~~~ Leave dream mode ~~~~~~~~~~~

Mayberry my ass, this dude was scary. Sadly the dream ended there because I woke up but I still can't shake it. Andy Griffith wanted to kill me.

I will never watch the Andy Griffith show the same way again.


P.S. I hate when people spell Cincinnati Cincinatti